Why me

Monday Rain
Tuesday Rain
Wednesday Rain
Thursday Rain

Brood on lunch
Brood on money
Brood on fat deposits
Keep brooding and brooding

Is it intentional
Is is coincidental
Is it revenge ( oh God)
Is it me?

I bark
I harrased
I disappointed
I demotivated

No one helped
No one listen
No one understand
No one saw

Why him?
Why her?
Why them?
Why Meeeeeeee............

Reflection

How many have we mocked
Ridiculed, complained, blamed
How few have we praised
kissed, idolised, immortalised

Have we forgotten
To err human, to forgive divine
The mind know morality
The heart only survival

We rant of unfairness
of equality of rights
We know we see we allow
We dig deeper and wallow

We critized and condemned
Do we ever realized
For a finger pointed out
Three pointed back

Understanding lacking
Compassion missing
Faults unforgiving
Our shoes, who wearing?

We want you to see
But you seek refugee
For IT can argue for you
Forget not, IT can also argue against you

The silence bespoke of sacrificing
For the greater good offering
It will end when the limit is reaching
Until then we will continue living

Problem's worth

Teach not, learn not
Tell not, understand not
Young not, old not
mature not, child not

Blame who, blame me
Accusing eyes, disappointed heart
Mindless actions, Hurt feelings
No independence, guilty me

demands, requests, sacrifice
See reason, dare i hope?
Stubborness, more patience
Character, Survival

A wise man once told me, " You will only be a victim if you choose to be a victim..."
I have since carry this advise very close to my heart.
but no matter how hard I try I will always allow myself to be a victim to you....and I asked myself why....Life sux when you cant choose your sacrifices nor make the choices you want.

Tarzan Poem

It start out .......
tarzan tarzan in the air
tarzan lost his underwear
tarzan said I dont care
cause super chu chain lend me another pair

Crowd :

naked tarzan in the air
super chu chai's borrowed underwear
why do u not wear ?
your balls are swinging everywhere

Tarzan :

pervert onlookers on the ground
super chu chai underwear is frowned
it belongs not to him but some other pig abound
i wont be fooled around


Underwear is chu chai's belonging
Onlooker, you know why tarzan not wearing?
Cause when tarzan go swinging, it keep falling
Chu chai your butt too big, go slimming....


Are the two of you having poetry competition?
Though it makes one laugh until satisfaction,
This is a very good way of distraction,
By the way piggy are you giving chu chai's butt some promotion?


competition or not, i dont know
but its wrong of Piggy to parade my butt in the flow,
for my butt is for myself to throw,
not to be sold or to be borrow


from piggies, tarzan to nutties
i would say u guys are to be categorized as smarties
able to write poem like drinking wine in parties
guess talent juice runs in piggies family :P


Gosh Nite you are doing good
Can poem when u are in the mood
Dont hide you talent under the hood
Come play with alex n his nuts in the wood


Nite talent not under the any hood,
just look under your butt and you will find the stated goods,
crushed under such huge floods,
u NOW must understand why nite do not have the mood

as for my nuts in the wood,
it is not for any red riding hood,
since u r not even close to red riding hood,
stay away from my nuts in the said wood


leave my butt out of the story
trust alex to make everything gory
tease nite some more, she will make u sorry
she is gonna take your nuts and cook curry


if my butt and nuts is in the story,
so can your butt be in the glory,
but this will wait for i need to go buh bye-ee
AND there is no such thing as a nutty curry

Out of nowhere.............

smarties not only d' piggies
not 2 forget nite and panda jing-ies
me just readin' while eating my chewies
happily enjoying poem goodies

monkey still mad at me and nite
dun stay away coz we dun bite
so dun b sad all day and nite
as we still wan you in sight = )
munkey's reply: HRMM... WHY?!? ehhehe..


phew! thus that's the end of this story,
about nuts and buts of chu chai and piggy,
let's end this crazy poetry,
cause really cannot join the conversation lagi.

By
Piggy, Super Chu Chai, Day, Nite, Baby Dino

Grumble grumble Pt II

Blog no mood
Work no strength
Talk no breath
Eat no taste

Petrol Up
Tol Up
Cost of living Up
BP also UP

Project want to delay more
Morons company hire more ( to help konon.... )
Deadline given no more
Hair also stress until no more

Nothing to do grumble
Got things also grumble
Life is full of troubles
Wish I could burst them like bubbles

Grumble grumble

Lately off colour
Moods turn sour
Working hours longer
Tolerance shorter

Want go vacation
Want buy house in good location
Want continue education
No money, can ask donation? (plsss)

Look at waistline depressed
Appetite cannot suppresed
Look at Christy Cheung impressed
Want to lose weight veli stress

Lately always thinking
How come everything keep changing
Barely can keep up, still gasping
Look in mirror, scalp start balding ( ai....)

Boredom hole grows bigger
Work not getting better
Face also getting uglier
Sien ah... go home nicer.. ( roll on bed)

10 things I miss about Lucas

I miss the way he snickers
I miss the way he bonks

I miss the way he bosses
I miss the way he show- off

I miss the back-pack spot checks
I miss the food and parties (though I can't eat)
I miss the baby- sitting
I miss the endless naggings

BUT MOST of all

I MISS the way he cares (on us)
boo-hoo.... Lucas faster come home....!!

Sien er..........

So sien, so sien
why i am so sien
Sien day sien nite
sien in sien out

its an illness
a disease
a breakout
an epidemic

"Stay away!!" chu chai says
"Stop infecting me and my YM!"
"why are u so sien?"
Is it work? love? family? food? or God?

"No," I replied lamely
"Sien, cause talking to a pig" I said jokingly
"Haiyor, u oledi say sien 30 times"
But i counted only 20 times ( u liar)
Chu chai say 20 pigs lying on the floor

1 got bumped by piggy's sienand left 19 pigs on the floor
1 got asskicked by piggy's sien
and left 18 pigs on the floor
1 got pox from piggy's sienand so left 17 pigs on the floor
1 tumbled down in drunken frenzy and kick 3 away
off they fly to Timbuktu and left 14
the drunk pig vomit due to sienoff to infirmary it went
13 pigs on the floor
1 woke up screaming anguishly
boils pouring due to piggy’s sienoff to Dr Liew it was sent
12 pigs left on the floor
santa came and pick up 8
and so were saved from piggy’s sien4 pigs on the floor
2 cried non stop becoz of piggy’s sienkicked in the crotch and now in coma
so left 2 pigs on the floor
upon hearing “Sien”
die screaming while bursting into roast pork chop
and now no more pigs lying on the floor

smile piggy smile
laf piggy laf
but inside sien is still sien
why life lately dull and sien…………..

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Murid murid...how many sien are there in the passage?
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Me and my PC

Ages ago it konk out
Having severe burnout
Its a total knockout
Experts i need to sought out

A year passed since that fateful May
It was that nite i send it away
I was praying to this very day
Hoping experts stop it from decay

At last, the Expert responded
It is now being refitted
A new motherboard but not branded
Its ok, I am contended

Safe and sound, its returned back
Games, surf, listening to music tracks
That's life before I put it on the rack
While waiting for my PC to come back...........

TENSION

Phantom of the kitchen

Cooking with all your heart
Jellyfish, you're pretty tough
Cooking your way with art
To find your special other half
Its just a simple phrase
Which wins you an invite
But you're not at all amaze
And wish to bark and bite

To go? Or not to go?
All spinning in your head
Stuck in dilemma dough
Specially when time for bed

We're only just being kind
Not making your life so hard
And torturing your innocent mind
Til end up in blacklist card

You don't need to spend a buck
And there a chance awaiting you
Please go and try your luck
That's all we ask of you
Good heart no good step? (canton)
Please do place your bet and fate
Do take your very first step
Or you will never know what lies ahead
Turn left or turn right
There's never a right or wrong
To search for your mr.right
As it usually takes time so long
Hope you will change your mind
To go cook with your heart
And with a happy mind
To find your phantom sweet heart

* please don't get mad yea...later get old faster...

REGRET

I finally understand
Life is cruel
I was wrong
Or just plain stupid?

How could i not see
I must've been blind
How could i not hear
I must've been deaf
How could i not know
I must've been ignorant

Effort equals precious
Being nice is worthless
Like a tree carefully planted
Versus the unwelcome bushes

It is not too late
Change is still possible
Learning those life lessons
Avoiding being taken for granted.

by Nite

Risk It All

To Love Is To Risk Not Being Loved In Return
To Hope Is To Risk Pain
To Try Is To Risk Failure....
But Risk Must Be Taken
Because The Greatest Hazard Is Life
Is To Risk Nothing!

I hate Year-end closing

ARGHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I HATE YEAR END CLOSING.....

problems arising out of no where...
users complaining left and right...
expecting system to be alrite....

bosses getting on our arsseesss....
SM-ing our assets....
to solve the leaking faucets....

have to work OT...
for users to bully....
tired and sien like cookie....

not staff...
dont have bonus stuff....
means no money buff....

arghhh,... so I hate year end closing.... *end*

A "BLAIN" to blog with

How I Wish for a BLAIN

Blain o Blain,
Wher thoust hav gone,
Without thou,
Im a mindless ghoul,
Blainless not heartless,
Am only a soul,

Thoughts dont come,
Words dont go,
Work behold,
Stuck forever holed,

Where o where has thy Blain go...

Problems in the plain,
Migraining in the Blain,
Gaining the pain,
For the Blain to grain,

Thy Blain is the Main,
Same goes to the Frame,
Main + Frame is Main Frame,
Henced the Blain is the Main Flame,

Where o where has thy Blain go...

Without the Blain,
Theres no Flame,
No Flame No Game,
No Game No Mane,

I want thy Blain,
Blain sweet as Fame,
Packaged with Pain and Migraine,
Can go Insane,

Where o where has thy Blain go...
Where o where has thou Blain go...
Where o where has all the Blains gone...

Writer's Block

need to get a muse
to light the fuse
lately so confuse
bloggin i refuse

4 people only 1 bloggin
only me contributing
rest are sleeping
or somewhere 'pak to' - ing

ideas all stuck somewhere
brainstroming end up nowhere
PC also konk hardware
want to stuff myself in tupperwear

wish ideas come in cans
or can find easily like sand
its like there is a dam
where are the ideas, oh man

nite will be barkin soon
if i dont blog by noon
maybe she will hit me with a spoon
or worse come after me with a broom

damn this writer's block
brain worse than a dog
GOD help me blog
or just turn me into a log

PSA IDOL V2

i am back with more story
of the PSA Idol Glory
some are sad but mostly happy
some are true but mostly silly

now leng chai amar is always top
same 8.05 erl we always hop
but ai...~ he never notice me, sob ~
maybe next time i can give him a nod

beckam, he 'ciao' home oledi
cannot see his hair style, so soli
Day, u should have mali
he shave his head oh, like guli

old ones go, new one come here
martin? aiya he is still there
still a bit round and fair
he and wilda still spliting hairs?

This week a new one came
From behind look yau ying
he got long shinny mane
but see in front, like hui kun ying ( aiseh)

there is also one i overlook
cause' he is quiet like a book
but he memang got good looks
maybe can catch him with my hooks (yes)

PSA girls still stayin' beautiful
hot and sexy, overall wonderful
can spend whole day starring at them like a fool
u will fall for them if u are not careful

Mmm, why at pamb there is no happening
sometimes being there is so boring
is it policy leng chai no hiring?
if not all starring no working?

Jelly House madness

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How many women it takes to co0k a dish?
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Long holiday coming soon
jelly organize cooking at noon
she has everything from knife to spoon
says, its easy even for baboons


preparation started since last nite
pork, chicken, but no fish rite?
kangkungs, long beans, wat a sight
enough for everyone no need fight (ah)


plan plan plan wats missing?
aiya dont care, last minute shopping
women shopping, time go flying
soon noon goes, eve coming


reach jelly's flat, apron piggy hog
open fridge, meat hard like log
throw out can kill couple of dogs
jelly almost crazy, wanna mogok


ok ok, calm down jelly
soak in water la silly
its late cannot dilly dally
look at the sotong a bit sickly


4 people sound like 20
everyone in a crazed frenzy
chop,clean, cook like crazy
cause dinner planned at 7.30


ah! no need fear
at last help is here
one like stick, one like bear
who cares, just help, wash, pluck and tear


at last,dinner serve at eight
piggy starved until dead
wat to do, dumpling still have to wait
aiyaya, but all others are ready to eat


after eternity, can put food on platter
it has never taster better
fruits of my labor always is sweeter
so wat? i just get fatter (lo)


leftover can feed a population
wat to do, over estimation
but jelly got a good solution
a game of snap, eating is punishment


it was so much fun playing
piggy winning but no cheating
guys keep loosing, so keep eating
long beans pile up, jelly counting


eat 1 long bean, no big deal
unlike others who end up with a meal (haha)
time to 'chow', get behind the wheel
leave jelly home with a happy feel


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Answer
5. One to clean, one to chop, one to cook
and the other 2 to give tips on how they
cook it
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PSA IDOL

let me tell u a story
of the PSA idol glory
u will fall in love with them madly
i am telling you seriously

first is 'leng chai' amar
who drives the gal ohh and ahh
too bad he sit soo far
but in my heart he is the star
Next is beckam look alike
who styles his hair in spikes
must have 'gel' with all his might
the hair can stand from morn to nite

there is also selina ling
who's body send guys salivating
sweet face always smilling
but she got boyfriend lio, no kau-ing

but hey, still got sophia ma
her boobs will drive guys ga~ga
deep clevage, is it wonder bra?
one look will give u coma

Martin boy, wilda hate
acting 'chuen' like bill gates
but its a fine line between love and hate
later they might end up as mates (ha ha ha)

'gwai lo' still got some
indians even more
'leng chai' besides amar no more
Thats why at PSA veli bored.......

BLOG BLOG BLOG

Day n Nite have been buggin'
for me to start bloggin'
but me have been workin'
work work work until dyin'
but its a great feelin'
when pprl are readin'
all tht u are bloggin'
to all my fans, keep supportin (ya)